Freakzilla.com: your source for Office Copier Assisted Suicide resources, weird pictures of cats, and more

After many, many years, I've finally decided not to host my own servers. Mostly because the ISP monopoly made this... untenable. So here we are, in The Cloud just like everyone else. Nonetheless, I have attempted to recreate...

Classic Freakzilla

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It happens to everyone...

It's been another long, hard day at work, and once again, you weren't noticed and/or appreciated. The fizzy red-haired receptionist doesn't even answer the phones, but the boss likes her more than you anyway! You just want to end it all, but once again you've misplaced your cyanide pills. The only thing you have at your disposal is a regular office copier.

Well, thanks to Nick, your worries are over! Not only can you finally, painlessly (kinda) take your own life, you can also leave enough of a mess in the office that'll leave the staff paranoid and suspicious, and will totally ruin the electro-technician's self-confidence!

Yes, step right this way for the Office Copier Assisted Suicide instructions!

Cats

You know 'em and love 'em: the Freakzilla Cats.